Without further delay, here's the cast.
1. ADAM CAROLLA - co-host of The Man Show (also known as The View for real men)
2. CRISTIAN DE LA FUENTE - Latin actor, don't know too much about him
3. SHANNON ELIZABETH - That chick from American Pie, also known to play poker
4. STEVE GUTTENBERG - The Police Academy residual checks must be runnin' dry
5. MARIO - He's a popular R&B singer, not and I repeat NOT the title character from the Super Mario Brothers video game empire
6. MARLEE MATLIN - Oscar winning actress, has also done television too
7. PENN JILLETTE - The other half of Penn & Teller....the one who speaks....used to do annoucing voiceovers for Comedy Central
8. PRISCILLA PRESLEY - Elvis' ex....also showed up on Dallas
9. MONICA SELES - Used to play professional tennis
10. JASON TAYLOR - Pro Bowl defensive end for the Miami Dolphins, not the reason why they won just one game last year
11. MARISSA JARET WINOKUR - played Tracy Turnblad in the Broadway version of Hairspray...also won one of those awards called a Tony
12. KRISTI YAMAGUCHI - Olympic medalist figure skater not named Nancy or Tonya
And that's your lineup....sadly no Welk stars made the cut. But who knows, maybe on the results shows, the Macy's Stars of Dance will invite Arthur Duncan or perhaps Bobby Burgess and Mary Lou Metzger to show those folks a thing or two about dancing!
It's only a matter of time if they can top last season.
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