What if the Lawrence Welk Show went disco?
Just for a week at least, but would make for an interesting show to say the least. If such a episode would be produced, it would air around mid-1979 and the songlist would be something like this.
1. Stayin' Alive (The Bee Gees) - the orchestra plus the men's and girls' chorus with Bobby Burgess and Elaine Niverson dancing
2. Night Fever (The Bee Gees) - Guy & Ralna
3. I Love Music (The O' Jays) - The Aldridge Sisters & Otwell Twins
4. T.S.O.P (M.F.S.B) - orchestra with the saxophone section featured
5. Got To Be Real (Cheryl Lynn) - Tom Netherton
6. We Are Family (Sister Sledge) - Gail, Sandi and Mary Lou
7. Get Down Tonight (KC and the Sunshine Band) - Myron Floren on accordion with the band
8. In The Navy (The Village People) - Bobby Burgess, Jack Imel and Arthur Duncan
9. I Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor) - Ralna English
10. You Make Me Feel Mighty Real (Sylvester) - Joe Feeney accompanied by Bob Ralston on the Hammond Organ
11. Turn The Beat Around (Vicki Sue Robinson) - Anacani
12. Disco Inferno (The Trammps) - the orchestra
13. Le Freak (Chic) - Norma Zimmer and Jimmy Roberts
14. Y.M.C.A (Village People) - Ken Delo
15. Hot Stuff (Donna Summer) - Kathie Sullivan
16. Don't Leave Me This Way (Thelma Houston) - Ava Barber
17. Good Times (Chic) - Larry Hooper, Bob Lido, Ken Delo and Guy Hovis as a barbershop quartet
18. Disco Nights (GQ) - the orchestra
19. Keep On Dancing (Gary's Gang) - Mary Lou Metzger & Jack Imel
20. Dancing Queen (ABBA) - Sheila and Sherry Aldridge backed by the girls and men's chorus and dancing courtesy of Bobby & Elaine
I guarantee that after seeing a episode like this, you'll never say "Disco Sucks!" ever again.
And that's the way uh-huh-uh-huh I like it boyce and girls.

The blogmaster's fantasy Welk episode: Saturday Night Fever