NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I BEEN: In any romantic relationship (wife, fiancée, girlfriend or just casual dating), I am very shy when it comes to women.
THE ONE PERSON WHO CAN DRIVE ME NUTS IS: people who don't use common sense, especially those close-minded, knee-jerk, reactionary morons that often use religion and political beliefs to justify their racism, xenophobia, homophobia, stubbornness, or plain hatred of others just because they different
HIGH SCHOOL: Sucked during my Freshman year and halfway thru Sophmore year when it got kinda OK, very pleasant during Junior year and ROCKED as a Senior.
WHEN I'M NERVOUS: I feel a little antsy, ton of thoughts go through my head
THE LAST SONG I LISTENED TO WAS: Until You Come Back To Me (That's What I'm Gonna Do) by Aretha Franklin
IF I WERE TO GET MARRIED RIGHT NOW MY BEST MAN/MAID OF HONOR: I will never get married, plain and simple
MY HAIR IS: Short, very thick, rich and full on top
WHEN I WAS 5: I don't remember, other than being five years old
LAST CHRISTMAS: I got a nice black jacket with cool maroon and gray stripes
I SHOULD BE: Going to Graduate School, getting a Masters in Cultural Studies so I can put all my knowledge of useless pop facts to good use
WHEN I LOOK DOWN I SEE: a carpet that needs to be vacuumed, or replaced cause it's worn out
THE HAPPIEST RECENT EVENT WAS: At Bear Creek Farms last October, watching two concert shows featuring the Aldridge Sisters and the Otwell Twins
IF I WE'RE A CHARACTER ON FRIENDS' I'D BE: I don't watch Friends
BY THIS TIME NEXT YEAR: I'd like to be either in Grad School or at least getting more hours and money at my current job
MY CURRENT GRIPE IS: Self righteous, self serving, hypocritical, corrupt political figures who are out of touch with America, common sense and reality who talk down to us like we don't know better
I HAVE A HARD TIME UNDERSTANDING: The appeal of reality televison shows and the “celebrities” they spawn
THERE'S THIS GIRL I KNOW THAT: takes really good pictures who happens to be a naturally talented photographer
IF I WON AN AWARD, THE FIRST PERSON I WOULD TELL WOULD BE: my parents
TAKE MY ADVICE: Trust your instincts, think and make your own decisions. Don't be afraid to ask for advice or help from others if you're in a pinch. Do not be swayed by what celebrities or the mass media do, or especially what certain radio talk show hosts say....use common sense!
THE THING I WANT TO BUY: For starters, a new car stereo with all the trimmings
IF YOU VISITED THE PLACE I WAS BORN: You would say, “Is that really Corporal Klinger's hometown?”
I PLAN TO VISIT: Great Britain and Australia once I have enough money and get a passport
IF YOU SPENT THE NIGHT AT MY HOUSE: We'd watch lots of television, talk and I would show my photo albums and collection of Lawrence Welk memorabilia
I'D STOP MY WEDDING IF: Depends if I ever were to get married, which is never gonna happen
MOST RECENT THING I BOUGHT MYSELF: Cube shelving from Bed, Bath & Beyond to store some of my effects
MOST RECENT THING SOMEONE ELSE BOUGHT ME: A plastic collectable of a bear wearing a straw hat playing a banjo
MY FAVORITE BLONDE IS: Cissy King
MY FAVORITE BRUNETTE IS: Gail Farrell
MY FAVORITE RED HEAD IS: Sandi Griffiths
MY MIDDLE NAME IS: Edward
IN THE MORNING I: Take a shower, eat a light breakfast and check up on Facebook
THE ANIMALS I LIKE TO SEE FLYING BESIDES BIRDS ARE: Cats
ONCE, AT A BAR: I drank a Bud Light and just people watched
LAST NIGHT I WAS: Watching basketball while surfing the net on my laptop
THERE'S THIS GUY I KNOW WHO: is tall as me, has a deep voice and one of the nicest, friendliest people you'll ever get to know
IF I WAS AN ANIMAL, I'D BE: A grizzly bear
A BETTER NAME FOR ME WOULD BE: Blutus
TOMMOROW I AM: Going to work at my regular job
TONIGHT I AM: Going to be at my computer, writing creative Lawrence Welk related haiku poetry amongst my many things
MY BIRTHDAY IS: February 24th