Champagne Tough Love

This is how Lawrence Welk deals with Champagne Ladies who misbehave, as Jayne Walton found out.

Champagne Tough Love

Champagne Covers #2

More fantastic of your favorite pop songs covered by your favorite Welk stars!

 

Champagne Covers #2

Lawrence Welk Memes!

Hope you all are having a safe and blessed Memorial Day weekend so far.

I noticed in the internet pop culture that memes have been popular, especially using celebrities, politicians and pop culture icons like Willy Wonka have been popular.

So, I decided to make some of my own, using Lawrence Welk of course, because if I don't do it, someone else will.

 

Lawrence Welk Memes!

The Wig Bit

Some things in life causes people to lose their hair....

And then there's the wig bit on the Lawrence Welk Show.

The Wig Bit

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It's the Day After Christmas....

....and all the kids unwrapped their presents, lets take a look at some of the priceless moments from yesterday.

"And that is what a dog's tail is used for"

"Lets see....Shell is up a point, gold is holding steady and Merrill Lynch is looking strong, my portfolio is looking great!"

"Time to take the baby out to the park."

"Oh my gosh, LEGO Harry Potter!!!!! Thanks Dad!"

 
"I'm not afraid Ralna, I'm gonna ahead and stick my finger in his mouth!"

It's the Day After Christmas....

Thinking fast on your feet

You're moving along in your musical number, and then those darn allergies in the studio causes you to sneeze....
 

Thinking fast on your feet

This thing called Tumblr is so much fun.....

.....that I decided to create a second Lawrence Welk related page

This one is a collection of the funny side of the Musical Family.....pictures, videos, you name it.

Just click on the picture above to visit!

This thing called Tumblr is so much fun.....

What did you do in the Great Pledge drive, Daddy?

Oh basically, without my weekly dose of Welk....I worked at my day job, watched the Oscars and other pledge drive specials and did some hard core blogging, Facebooking and Tweeting.

And speaking of Tweeting and pledge specials, I posted on my Twitter the following bit of original humor I like to call....

It's the made for public television specials that did not succeed in bringing in those dollars to PBS stations from coast to coast.

Such as.....

CELTIC WOMAN SINGS SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE

Nothing beats our favorite five Irish lassies singing "Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Again)", "Dance To The Music" and "I Want To Take You Higher"

WAYNE DYER'S POWER TO PISS PEOPLE OFF

I think he does that already

RICK STEVES' NORTH DAKOTA

After visiting Europe, Rick shows you the exotic locales of Devils Lake, Fargo and Strasburg

MY MUSIC: GANGSTA RAP MEMORIES

The latest in the My Music series brings you musical memories straight outta Compton, I can just picture Nick Clooney and Suge Knight together during pledge breaks

DANIEL O' DONNELL'S DISCO PARTY

A charistmatic Irish crooner, white polyester and covers of Bee Gees, Village People and Donna Summer, who can ask for anything more?

GREAT PERFORMANCES: THE SPICE GIRLS

Forget Pavarotti, Bocelli or even Reba doing South Pacific....this Fab Five blows all others out of the water

THIS OLD HOUSE vs EXTREME MAKEOVER HOME EDITION

I just wanna see Norm Abram kick Ty Pennington's ass in this Battle Royale of these home improvement titans.


I wonder if Mary Lou would ask for your financial support for these programs?

What did you do in the Great Pledge drive, Daddy?

Say What?

 Our Musical Family say the darnedest things.....

Say What?

Pants On the Ground

"Okay boyce, let's have it in Champagne style....ah-one an a-two"

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

 
Gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants on the ground

Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool
Walking downtown
With your pants on the ground

"And that's what happens when you don't wear a belt or suspenders...."

Pants On the Ground

Musical Family Deep thoughts #2

Let's probe into the mind of the Musical Family to see what they are thinking!

 

Musical Family Deep thoughts #2

Watch your step!

Those bubbles have a way to make the floor pretty slick!

 

Watch your step!

Musical Family Deep Thoughts #1

Ever wondered what the Champagne Music Makers are really thinking?

Musical Family Deep Thoughts #1

Not-So-Quite Great Moments in Welk Show History

The following was from the Musical Tour of the USA episode....

However, famous hip hop superstar Kanye West, fresh from his infamous appearance at the MTV VMAs, decided to make his presence felt....

She had no idea what hit her....

And the Maestro is none too pleased.

 

Not-So-Quite Great Moments in Welk Show History

I now present to the world....LOL welk

These are actual quotes or "Welkisms" said by the Maestro himself...

 

  

  

 

 

I now present to the world....LOL welk

I Can Has Welk

The blog master takes a stab at the internets latest thing, the fail pic and lol cats.

You've may have seen them in one form or another, now I proudly give some of my own with a Welk twist.

Here's a FAIL pic....

 

....and here's a WIN pic

 

This is an LOL Cat....

 

...and here's Sally Flynn with Sadie the Wonder Dog part of a LOL Dog

For more FAIL & WIN pics, visit FAILBLOG.ORG

or for Lolcats and Loldogs....visit I Can Has Cheezburger.com

I Can Has Welk

A Hair Raising Inspirational Poster

And that's one to grow on.....

 

A Hair Raising Inspirational Poster

Overlooked Nuggets from Lawrence Welk's TV Treasures

It has pledge week in my viewing area for the last two weeks....and today on WBGU out of Bowling Green, we got to see the classic pledge special Lawrence Welk's TV Treasures.

But here are some TV treasures from the special that didn't make the final cut, so right here....a Welk Musical Family exclusive, more musical memories you didn't get to see.

 

There's the 1980 episode where Johnny Zell had problems blowing into his trumpet....looks like the fellas played a practical joke on him by stuffing his horn with chewing gum. 

 

There's also the show from 1969 when a car used in a musical number ran out of gas.....

 

.....and who can forget a Silver Champagne Special when Bob Lido realized that he's not supposed to put his lunch in the microwave wrapped in tin foil?

 

And finally, when Tanya was scheduled to do a number with her playing the flute....but since she accidentally left the instrument at home, she had to improvise.

It's all in good, clean fun....

Keep a song in your heart and enjoy the week ahead!

Overlooked Nuggets from Lawrence Welk's TV Treasures